When it was open 24 hours And the sign burned all night long When the other stores shut their doors And slept safely til dawn We didn't have no sales No double coupon days And my heart is like that My Tee Mart In oh so many ways We have ample parking Five spaces out in front A see-through in-and-out door Used entirely too much And for your convenience You can pay at the pump You don't have to come inside If you don't want And now maybe I've worked the late shift For just a little bit too long But the parallels are eerie And the petrol fumes are strong The Twinkie in my soul Yeah, the Ho-Ho in my veins Though her blood is like a Slushee She's got this Camel by the reigns Cause I have ample parking Five spaces out in front An in-and-out door Used entirely too much And for your convenience You can pay at the pump You don't have to come inside If you don't want And some nights there is a hold-up And some nights the drawer's too much And some nights I win the lotto And some nights I have no luck But I keep clocking in and out Working the nights between the days Because I know one day that Lance girl Is gonna turn her head my way Cause I have ample parking Five spaces out in front A see-through in-and-out door Used entirely too much And for your convenience You can pay at the pump You don't have to come inside If you don't want Yeah, we have ample parking Five spaces out in front A see-through in-and-out door Used entirely too much And for your convenience You can pay at the pump You don't have to come inside If you don't want You don't have to come inside If you don't want You don't have to come inside If you don't want You don't have to come inside