When it was open 24 hours
And the sign burned all night long
When the other stores shut their doors
And slept safely til dawn
We didn't have no sales
No double coupon days
And my heart is like that My Tee Mart
In oh so many ways

We have ample parking
Five spaces out in front
A see-through in-and-out door
Used entirely too much
And for your convenience
You can pay at the pump
You don't have to come inside
If you don't want

And now maybe I've worked the late shift
For just a little bit too long
But the parallels are eerie
And the petrol fumes are strong
The Twinkie in my soul
Yeah, the Ho-Ho in my veins
Though her blood is like a Slushee
She's got this Camel by the reigns

Cause I have ample parking
Five spaces out in front
An in-and-out door
Used entirely too much
And for your convenience
You can pay at the pump
You don't have to come inside
If you don't want

And some nights there is a hold-up
And some nights the drawer's too much
And some nights I win the lotto
And some nights I have no luck
But I keep clocking in and out
Working the nights between the days
Because I know one day that Lance girl
Is gonna turn her head my way

Cause I have ample parking
Five spaces out in front
A see-through in-and-out door
Used entirely too much
And for your convenience
You can pay at the pump
You don't have to come inside
If you don't want

Yeah, we have ample parking
Five spaces out in front
A see-through in-and-out door
Used entirely too much
And for your convenience
You can pay at the pump
You don't have to come inside
If you don't want
You don't have to come inside
If you don't want
You don't have to come inside
If you don't want
You don't have to come inside